How do you know if you have all the chacteristics of being a cereal killer??

Question: I'am curious cause well cause I know who you are and now your life will be shorter,,,,,, J/K I was just seeimg what you would say???

Answers: I would kill for cereal!@

To be a cereal killer u need to kill someone while they are eating cereal.

Are you going to kill a box of Cheerios. Ha ha. You should have said serial killer

cereal ?

If you can eat Mini-Wheats without milk, you just might be a cereal killer.
If you think Muselix makes a tasty after-dinner snack, you just might be a cereal killer...

My son can kill a box of cereal in a little over a day!! lol

you have to look and act like Tony the Tiger

Why would you want to kill cereal?? Where you bullied by a box of Captain Crunch as a child?

What are you wanting to do, whack Snap, Crackle & Pop. What about Kaptain Krunch?

are you one?

Do you have a grudge against your cornflakes?

It's serial killer. learn to spell it before you become one.

Thanks for the laugh....really...thats a good one

Who pissed in your Cheerios today???

Typically, cereal killers leave their victims in a tub full of milk.
Serial killers, on the other hand...

Some serial killers display one or more of what are known as the MacDonald Triad of warning signs in childhood. These are:

Fire starting, invariably just for the thrill of destroying things.
Cruelty to animals (related to zoosadism ). Many children may be cruel to animals, such as pulling the legs off spiders, but future serial killers often kill larger animals, like dogs and cats, and frequently for their solitary enjoyment rather than to impress peers.
Bedwetting beyond the age when children normally grow out of such behavior.

Man, the cereal I kill all the time is that of 'Raisin Bran Crunch'. Man, is that a good cereal. With some nice, cold milk to go on top of that.
Ummmmm, cereal!

You hold grudges longer against Cap'n Crunch than anyone else; you feel pleasure while opening Life, pouring the contents into a bowl of milk and eating it.

by asking questions like this weirdo !!!

What are you going to kill? Cheerios? It's SERIAL killer....................you idiot.

I don't think you'll make it, serial killers usually have higher than average intelligence.

Hmmm, to be a cereal killer...
1. wake up in the morning
2. have nasty taste in mouth
3. brush teeth after emptying bladder and washing hands
4. go to kitchen/cut on light
5. go to cabinet and get cereal
6. go to fridge and get milk
7. smell milk
8. pour milk in bowl full of cereal
9. get spoon out of drawer, drain, or sink
10. sit at table with bowl in front of you
11. place spoon in bowl of cereal
12. put spoon full of cereal in mouth
13. complete cereal and refill with more to get rid of milk
14. drink last spoon of milk from bowl
15. place bowl and spoon in sink

If you see anyone doing these, they have the characteristics of being a cereal killer.
Please call suspects mother or father and let them know what their child is planning to do. You may save Captain Crunch or others from this horrible fate!!!!!
Stay far far away from them or they will kill your cereal also. Best of luck!!!!!!!

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